
I did, at the beginning, believe that my work was helping to save the world – that’s what tree hugging/planting is about, right!?! Well – wrong! As it would turn out, planting trees actually causes more damage to the environment (thanks to fertiliser, weedkiller, etc.) than, well, not planting trees. However you can probably thank me for being able to wipe your rear ends with something other than your hand. Donations to my travelling fund please...
As you can see, I have finally gotten round to writing this new blog entry -and am doing so from the laid back city of Brisbane. I write today as an ex-tree planter; the end to my employment involving Wallabies, birthdays and a mutiny... but more on that inna bit.
I did eventually leave sleepy Ingham about a month ago; after two months in the middle of nowhere. In this time Conor had also joined the tree planting game in an attempt to acquire much needed funds. Unfortunately ‘Red’ our fun Korean boss left the company (along with most of the Koreans) when we left Ingham. Whilst poor Evan, another Korean, had to fly home with a hole in his lung – turns out from working too hard! I spent a very interesting day in hospital with him, trying to play at being translator even though I only know a few words of Korean – unfortunately none of them being ‘hole’ or ‘lung’.
Finally leaving Ingham we spent over 12 hours crammed into the back of our truck driving south to the coastal town of Yeppoon. Due to perfect planning we arrived slap bang in the middle of the night, during the local running of the cows festival. What this meant was that there was ‘no room in the inn’ so to speak, and we actually ended up camping in the forest 40km from the nearest settlement with no car (Our new boss, not as nice as Red, always took a few days badgering before letting us borrow the ‘troopy’ and drive to a shop). Living in the middle of nowhere was actually a great way to save money, and experience even rural-er Australia. I even got to feed very tame Wallabies (smaller Kangaroo type creatures) from my hand, around the bonfire.
Initially told that new workers were en-route, we were looking forward to meeting and working with new people. However half had actually quit on their first day, before us ‘old timers’ had even stated. The rest followed suit and quit the next day, leaving us with just two new workers from a possible dozen or so... such is the nature of the tree planting ‘profession’. To be honest I wasn’t surprised; the ground was like concrete and planting generally involved wedging a tree between a couple of rocks. Soil, what soil!? Their departure meant that we had to work without a day off to get the job done on time, but did result in more money for our good selves!
This then brings me to the Mutiny via the birthdays... following Yeppoon our next job was to be on Bribie Island just north or Brisbane. Myself and Conor had actually decided to take a few weeks off, but wanted to take advantage of the free ride further south first. It was also 3 of our crew’s birthdays (Aussie Darren, Scot Danny, and the final remaining Korean ‘Ray’) all on the same day, and we wanted to stay and celebrate with them. Once again great planning meant we arrived in our new destination (which turned out was not near an Island; but instead a motorway) at 10pm, well after all campsites had closed, and just a few hours before 3 birthdays commenced. Our boss then thought it appropriate to leave us in a roadside rest area for the night and drive off with the car. Obviously we were less than thrilled with that plan, but after intense negotiations did persuade him to take us to a pub for a drink first. So there we were having a drink in the pub knowing that we would be sleeping by the roadside inna few minutes (what a fun life), when our boss came back in and well... to cut to the chase this 20year old redneck was soon standing in the middle of the pub shouting “I am the boss”; a comical sight to behold, believe me. In his crazy tantrum he sacked Errol, a 50-something year old planter – at which point we all staged a mutiny, quit, grabbed our bags from the truck, and promptly ordered another round of drinks!
Possibly the most interesting thing to every happen in the pub, the staffed loved it! They set about finding us somewhere to stay for the night, and it’s safe to say we had a great birthday celebration the next day in said pub...
And that brings me to Brisbane, where I have spent the last couple of days training to be a door-to-door salesman. Basically the idea is just to tell porkies the whole time. So if you see me walk up to your door trying to sell electricity - I’d advise that you pretend no one is home. I’ll let you know how it goes, and how flat my face has become in the next episode.
Ciao for now. x